Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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