But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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