the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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