Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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