I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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