Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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