i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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