How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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