ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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