VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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