NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
it was like having sex with a tree stump
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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