Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
