Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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