Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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