went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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