just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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