How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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