like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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