I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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