Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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