Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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