Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
