One girl and one boy is just not enough.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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