so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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