I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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