Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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