yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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