quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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