PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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