3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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