Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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