Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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