Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
