Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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