1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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