Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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