thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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