She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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