So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
