I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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