why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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