Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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