there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
