last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Randomize
