Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
