Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
