I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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