So drunk its hurt
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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