there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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