i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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