Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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