she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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