The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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